Total Medals Earned: 577 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,505 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass levels 1-3
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.